As I've been busy getting stuff inside the house today, I sat down for a few a bit ago and as I was thinking of what to have for dinner - I hear a knock on the door.
Great....
Maybe I'll just sit still and they'll go away....
Again - the knock occurs and then I see the eyes of a neighbor peeking in through the window on my door.
Super - he seen me... now I have to answer.
What's great about this is I was working around the house in my sweats, no shirt.
I ponder for a second about running into my room to grab a shirt before answer the door and then I opt against that idea as I think maybe the sight of my Zeus-like body (Zeus was the god of King-Dons and Doritos, right?) will scare them into not making this mistake again....
I answer the door and give a mild flex... "Hey there, neighbor #2 - what's up?"
Neighbor #2 - "Blah, Blah, Blah - I like bugging you and shit, I'm a moron!"
Ok - so I don't really know what he said, it was something about pizza and movie and bachelor night... the point is that I wasn't interested before his intruding effin hand hit my door - so I didn't have to listen to what he was saying to know that I was going to say no and close the door.
"Thanks neighbor - I have a bunch of cleaning and other things to accomplish tonight, so I'll pass"
Neighbor #2 - "Rain Check, then? Some other time?"
I felt like saying - "Sure - next time it's raining monkey's asses, swing by and grab me - I'll bring the beer!", but I just said "Sure", which means he'll likely be back at some point.
Ohhhh well.
On a good note, I've been able to do a bunch of my inside cleaning today. Damn mother nature messin' with me. I'm hoping she gives me a good day tomorrow so that I can get the outside work done.
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