What do you mean you don't know where Blytheville, AR is ...?!?!?!
It's only the best place in the world on route to Texas, bitches!!
Ok - maybe not. But it's where I've decided to lay my weary head for some rest this evening.
I have made great time and I'll actually have quite a bit to burn as I only have about 8 hours of driving to get to Fort Worth and I don't *have* to be there until Tuesday at 5pm.
Hopefully the sun will come out tomorrow and maybe I can get some pics.
There is something great about road trips - I have a love / hate relationship with them though. It gives me great time to get in my own head and really work things out. The problem is when I get in there - it's a pretty scary fucking place. There were a couple of occasions that I almost drove off the road it scared me so much!
In all honesty though - it gave me some time to think about things in my life, I jotted down some ideas for a couple songs (actually I'm about 75% done the lyrics on the first one as I started to write it as soon as I got in the hotel) and hey - where else can you see a plethora of fireworks and porn shops other than along the side of any american highway!! I always laugh because the porn shops are much busier than the fireworks stores... wonder why? :)
I'm going to open up a combination fireworks / porn shop and blow the world's mind!!!
I think I might call it "Whack Attack at the Boom Boom Shack". I'm not sure that I should have typed that...
You think differently of me now, don't you?
I know what you're saying - "Jason - you're on a computer, edits are pretty easy dude!"
You're wrong! Many years ago, in a network segment far, far away, I told myself that when I blogged I would just let it flow. Whatever came out, came out and stayed out.
I've kinda hosed myself on that one... maybe I can get really drunk tonight and convince myself otherwise.... until then - my insanity is for your enjoyment.
You know that there is going to have to come a day when I'm going to have to delete this shit, right?
Yeah... well - it's not today....
If you're one of the priveledged few to have my number - you should hit me up via text or give me a call... I'm pretty bored.... I'm in fuckin' Blytheville!!!!
